Total Medals Earned: 308 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,915 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 9/30 (85/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Get Electrocuted
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/190 points)
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 99/100 (495/500 points)
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Medals Earned: 31/50 (215/475 points)
Defeat a flying enemy in flight
Upgrade a tower to the 5th rank
Get BRILLIANT for a day mission
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 1-3
Defeat an invisible ninja
Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
Collect 100 mana potions
Upgrade any skill to maximum (up to 5th rank)
Upgrade a tower to the 3rd rank
Scare off 100 enemies
Defeat a champion
Achieve the rank 10
Defeat 5 enemies with one meteor
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 1-3
Cage 50 enemies in a stasis cage
Get BRILLIANT for a night mission
Defeat an armored Knight
Defeat the High Priest
Defeat the General
Defeat the Archmage
Defeat the Arch Druid
Defeat the King
Upgrade all the skills of a race to maximum
Make 100 mines (poisonous, energy or volcanic) of the enemies
Achieve the rank 20
Collect 10,000 gold picking up coins
Seize 50 buildings
Defeat 2000 common enemies
Damage 50 enemies with the thunder scroll
Defeat 50 champions
Chop 100 forests
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18
Remove the charm from the towers using Terror spell 100 times.
Complete levels 16, 17 or 18 without destroying any Sacred Stones.
Defeat the Barbarian Queen
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 10-12
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 4-6
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 7-9
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 13-15
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18
Turn 50 enemies into chickens
Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 19-21
Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21.
Defeat the 7th boss
Defeat 50 divers while underwater.
Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 19-21
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You completed the game!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/365 points)
Kill the first unit
Fix the broken door
Kill 100 enemies with the bow
Change 100 times per level
Kill 50 enemies by King
Get 16 stars
Kill 70 enemies from the central tower
Fix door for 10000 hp
Complete four castles in epic mode
Complete all castles in epic mode
Get 32 stars
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/120 points)
You just Leveled up!!
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You Nearly completed the game!